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> > > >>A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of > > > >>her students. > > > >> > > > >>The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" > > > >>Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in > > > >>the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I > > > >>should be in the 3rd grade too!" > > > >>Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's > > > >>office. > > > >> > > > >>While Harry! waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to > > > >>the principal what the situation was. > > > >> > > > >>The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. > > > >> > > > >>If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to > > > >>the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. > > > >> > > > >>Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and > > > >>he agreed to take the test. > > > >> > > > >>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > > > >>Harry: "9". > > > >> > > > >>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > > > >>Harry: "36". > > > >> > > > >>And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd > > > >>grader should know. > > > >> > > > >>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can > > > >>go to the 3rd grade." > > > >>Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." > > > >> > > > >>The principal and Harry both agreed. > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two > > > >>of?" > > > >>Harry, after a moment: "Legs." > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not > > > >>have?" > > > >> > > > >>The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! > > > >>Harry replied: "Pockets." > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" > > > >>Harry: "Pants" > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, > > > >>delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? > > > >>Harry: "Coconut." > > > >> > > > >>The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and > > > >>sticky?" > > > >>The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop > > > >>the answer. > > > >>Harry: "Bubble gum" > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting > > > >>down and a dog do on three legs?" > > > >>Harry: "Shake hands." > > > >> > > > >>The principal was trembling. > > > >> > > > >>Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in'K' that means > > > >>a lot of heat and excitement?" > > > >>Harry: "Firetruck" > > > >> > > > >>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put > > > >>Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven > > > >>questions wrong." > > > |
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