touring94: oh yeah, does she manipulate you into having sex

j9fd3s: she wants me to come over and "walk her dog" thrusday

j9fd3s: so i'm gonna say yes

touring94: ah

touring94: the ole come over and do something line

j9fd3s: yeah

touring94: "walk her dog" translation "i like it doggy style"

j9fd3s: haha

j9fd3s: actually i think that would be a good thing!

touring94: of course, nothing wrong with a little walkin the dog action

j9fd3s: nope

touring94: i had a girl who lived above me in an apartment complex bump into me this week and then wanted me to "fix her laptop", so i was thinking she wants me to "go down on her", well turns out she just wanted me to fix her laptop

touring94: win some loose some

LOL

the neighbor lady wants me to come work on the plumbing... WTH does that mean?

Eric Happy Meal: PIE

touring94: ?

Eric Happy Meal: i like pie.

touring94: me too

Eric Happy Meal: wanna make some?

touring94: babies?

touring94: my boobs aren't as big as sinfuls but we can try

Eric Happy Meal: thats what i like to hear!

touring94: wanna walk my dog?

Eric Happy Meal: eff yeah!

[quote name='GreyGT-C' date='May 17 2005, 09:50 PM']the neighbor lady wants me to come work on the plumbing... WTH does that mean?


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i think she wants to watch you rub one out?

"work on the plumbing" translation "do me in the butt"

[quote name='94touring' date='May 17 2005, 09:56 PM']"work on the plumbing" translation "do me in the butt"


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oh sorry, reading this upside down

what is this thing called ska?

[quote name='94touring' date='May 17 2005, 10:51 PM']touring94: my boobs aren't as big as sinfuls but we can try


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They're getting smaller!



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