So tonight I'm driving with my brother. We are on rt. 22 west driving home after some holiday shopping. I start pulling up on a 90ish integra riced to the max, to the huge wing, solid mud flaps and 5 inch exhaust TIP



So I say to my brother, "Should I tell him he is going the wrong way?"



My brother, "WTF?...what do you mean?"



Me, "He is going the wrong way, puerto rico is south, not west"

I dont get it. You shoulda said disney land* is south not west.



*higher learning reference

Ha. No, wait... that wasn't entertaining, nor funny.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.. oh sorry someone was ticklingme while I was reading this.. uh.. Puerto Rico.. hmm.. 13B may have an opinion..

Fixed your typo there.

so now I'm white trash?...because I refer to riced out cars as puerto rican mobiles?

Sorry, i missed the memo saying that this is a politically correct forum

No, i just felt like doing that.

Maybe you missed the memo stating that people don't respect you around here?

what is this "respect" thing you speek of? It sounds foreign to me...

lets play monopoly. = much more interesting statement of the night.

50 cent and B.I.G. my nigga

FO SHEEZY

damn foreignors https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

No actually on the internet 90% of the RX-7 owners are white boys. In the real world 90% are hispanic and carribean. So to say Puerto Rico is south not west is funny because your actually driving a car that is driven mostly by latinos. They figured out long before us white boys that these cars are awesome to tune. I used to think the Jamaican cat up the street from me was crazy for messing up his FB and putting a turbo in it. I wish I would have done like him and started tuning my FB 12 years ago when I met him. I had stuck in my head that stock was better. Was I a dumbass.

lol, i dont get it but hey its prob cause im puertorican. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

Well the reason why I say puerto rican mobile is because if you look at half of the riced out cars around my area, they have puerto rican flags hanging from their rear view mirror....and I don't give a **** if you respect me or not

Ohhhh those darned puertoricans! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png



Yeah let me tell you about those darned puertoricans, I used to work with one in one of the shops I worked at. I was working on something, don't remember what, but it was going MISERABLELY for me. Not working.



He walked up, fixed it, gave me this evil grin and walked off. Name withheld to protect what's left of my pride.



Ohhhhh those darned puertoricans! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png The guy kicked ass, extreamly good at what he did.



Oh yeah back to the funny. Don't worry I saved the post and will do a complete study on it, using the latest higher critisism techniques, translate it into latin, greek, send it to the linguistics department and then forward it to the top ranking comedy gurus out there (and that includes UniqueTII's dad)



We WILL find teh funniez! We promise!

grrrrr

haha WOW

u must not have gotten memo #83467pp2j ext.04