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toplessFC3Sman 07-07-2005 03:42 AM

And i think I just got one... flirting bitch halfway across the world (cause im on a study abroad thing in germany and she's on an internship in NM), we've been apart for like, a month, and she says now that "Oh, i dont want to be unfair to you cause i like to flirt and cant stop myself", and as *consolation* im her best friend... yeeeaaaaaaa....... **** her, best friend doesnt mean **** in this situation.

ambassador_josh 07-07-2005 04:26 AM

Sucks dude...post nudie pics of her as revenge now

toplessFC3Sman 07-07-2005 04:27 AM

lol, i dont have any here in DL (she wouldnt send any)

ambassador_josh 07-07-2005 04:43 AM

then, and this will be incorrect if you've seen her, there is a high possibility she is:



A. big

B. hairy

C. wielding a penis

D. All of the above

toplessFC3Sman 07-07-2005 05:52 AM

Ive been with her for almost 2 years, and she is ******* beautiful, so it must be E, None of the above

Rob x-7 07-07-2005 06:04 AM

she might be choice F: banging another guy

or choice G: banging a few different guys



or hold out hope for choice H: a lesbian

ambassador_josh 07-07-2005 06:22 AM

I'm gonna elaborate on the lesbian choice-



lesbian with camcorder

sweet7 07-07-2005 07:37 AM

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Jul 7 2005, 03:22 AM']I'm gonna elaborate on the lesbian choice-



lesbian with camcorder

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Further elaboration. Bi-sexual with a camcorder.

ambassador_josh 07-07-2005 07:50 AM

touche!

Rx7Widow 07-07-2005 04:55 PM

Or maybe she just doesn't like you that way anymore? Does she have to ge a *****? Damn guys, always jumping to conclusions.











But ya, prolly doing someone else.


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