you guys think it would be possible to domesticate a duck?





i kind of want a pet duck







































think of the novelty!

must be a canada thing...

I had a pet goose, he was totally badass too.

Pet ducks are not rare. White ones, mallards, etc. Check your classifieds in the newspaper. If I live somewhere with a lake adjoining my property, I would definitely get some pet ducks.

I concur!



Domesticated? Yes, I'm sure they can be. Regarldless, it's been some years now since I've heard of a man's head being ripped off in a savage duck attack.

Get a Muscovy...they re beautiful. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Lot of pet ducks on da bayou. I hate them but unlike buzzards they cant judge the speed of cars!

Gonna start calling him Chandler.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

My friend had a duck for a little bit and so did my neighbor. However, my friends dissapeared one day. We think maybe his dog ate it or something?

swans are the MEANEST things ive ever run across.

my girlfriend had a pet family of ducks. they started shitting too much and were released.



kevin.

YOU FIRED A DUCK?

How can you tell if a duck is shitting too much? And in a family of ducks, how do you know if only one duck is responsible for the excess **** or if each duck is contributing a small surplus to the overall shitpile? Do you add the weights of the shits and simply divide by the number of ducks, or do you factor in the weight of each duck?

Maybe they just saved up the **** until the right time, then BLAMO!

THATS SOME ****!

So, if you are like in prison, and you **** a lot, they like let you go? Or does it only work for ducks?

no her dad has a full koi pond (they breed and everything, but the originals were JDM, seriously they were shipped straight from japan for big $$) and the ducks just shitted more then expected the water was getting polluted too quickly to clean efficiently and it was near impossible to walk on the grass without getting a gift.



plus once the young ones grew up it was hard having a bunch of big ducks walking around quacking all the time.



kevin.

well it depends on where you ****...i mean there's only so many times they'll enjoy stepping in your ****. but of course then theyd probably just rape you or kill you and call it an accident. or blame it on some death row guy.



kevin.

SO YOU WANT MIDGET DUCKS?

darkwing duck!







kevin.

she's a WITCH!

BUUURRRRNNN HER!







Wait... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif Who's a witch?

we call em Landmines.. i stepped on a lnadmine the other day with my new shoes while at my buddies house... ew..

that show kicked ass

Pinky and the brain was better

i remember the day darkwing duck came out on tv



i think i used to have a darkwing duck video game for sega genesis?

darkwing duck was cool, i remember watching that so long ago.