holy carppp i had a uchn of vodka and crasnbeyty juice and somew **** called hurricane or soemthingd like thats. i go drank at lazertag man.



and im fucksiingg durnkn so i thoght i would make a drunk post



im fcukgin 17 now. im ******* olds yo. frist sdurnrjk posrt man whats upo.



im a fuckikng mans man now beyotch1!!1!



oh yeah im ******* makikng a casadilla hot pocket cause those are the ****. and i almost ******* fell dwown and deid going to the garage to get its out of the freezerza.

hahahahahah thats awesome



i was just having beers and playing ping pong









you are comin up in the world my friend

Hahaha, Jack and Coke was my poison of the night. I try to be coherent too though, so typos are fewer are and farther in betteween I think.