yea so im drunk in oceandside and i was rubbin up o this girl tonight who said she wanted to go back to my place then her fat feriend took her away from me and that isd whty i am postin here what the **** is ewith the fatr **** blockin friends of hot gidrls I know they need a safty net but wtf if you gdo not want to go home with me dont rub my nouts and talk about how much fun we are going to have just to leave me to go home alone and post on np who much the fat frined sux damn it i need a wing man.just a rant elobrate o n times you were close to seeing the pleasure palace and did not get in becouse fat/ulgy firend said no oggo and you wished you did not go out with peiople in commited relationdships and would rather a good wing man. I maen wtf i was always thier for theme i am the reason they got half their wives not that i hit it with alot of fat chicks but i have the common cutrtisoy to run intrerferrance. oh well **** it time for sleep but first a round of porno.

on second thoght life is not all that bad i did get a couple of good games of bowling in and people from wisconsin love to bowl so it is all good

mood swings much?





learn to love fat chicks, and you'll be set.

im a good wing man.



lets go get some *****.

Go for the fat chick and try to get her to have her friend join ya. Thats about all you can do without someone to take care of the fat chick for ya.

im also a good wingman, i make sure all my friends are covered. (ask 1revvin7)

it is weird that all of us understood him?

Every hot girl that has a bunch of ugly or fat friends that I have dated has been CRAZY. in a bad way. I guess the hang out with all of their ugly/fat friends because they are insecure or something, but I stay away from them now... unless its lookin like a great one night stand, but other than that....

[quote name='venomrx7' date='Jul 22 2005, 08:36 AM']Every hot girl that has a bunch of ugly or fat friends that I have dated has been CRAZY. in a bad way. I guess the hang out with all of their ugly/fat friends because they are insecure or something, but I stay away from them now... unless its lookin like a great one night stand, but other than that....


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Lots of times hot girls hang out with not so hot girls so that they know they'll be the one to get the attention from the guys. They're insecure and want to make sure that they don't have any competition. If you want a hot chick with not so many issues, the ones who are confident enough to have good looking friends are your best bet.

[quote name='sweet7'sgirl69' date='Jul 23 2005, 05:01 PM']Lots of times hot girls hang out with not so hot girls so that they know they'll be the one to get the attention from the guys. They're insecure and want to make sure that they don't have any competition. If you want a hot chick with not so many issues, the ones who are confident enough to have good looking friends are your best bet.


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and then suddenly you come to reality and realizing that your are not Brad Pitt or Bill Gates and that the professional body builder down the bar has less but more.......

go talk to the fat girls make em laugh and enjoy your company.Then the target will be the one that wants you and she of course by her company gets 1st choice.



Hey it worked in Aruba......