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turbovr6 02-27-2003 03:03 PM

This poor guy was minding his own business & he felt an eye

irritation. Thinking that it was just regular dust, he started to rub

this

eye, in an effort to remove the dust. Then his eyes got really

red, so he bought some eye drops from the pharmacy.

A few days passed and his eyes were still red and seemed a little

swollen. Again he dismissed it as dust & continued rubbing, hoping it

would go away. As the days went by, the swelling of his eye got

worse & the redness increased until he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.

The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumor growth or cyst.

At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or

cyst, actually turned out to be a live worm. What was thought initially

to be just mere dust actually was an insect's egg......

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Baldy 02-27-2003 03:06 PM

I could've done without that.

75 Repu 02-27-2003 03:07 PM

Lovely.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

9BASE3 02-27-2003 03:08 PM

Sweet!! I'm hungry now!

1Revvin7 02-27-2003 03:09 PM

wow, is that real? You never know ppl photoshop a lot of **** nowadays.

Baldy 02-27-2003 03:11 PM

what kind of bug is that? and where did this happen? (and please don't respond, "in his eye")

Joe Flo 02-27-2003 03:19 PM


wow, is that real? You never know ppl photoshop a lot of **** nowadays.
That is some damn good photoshoping if it is. I am still looking for realistic looking picture of britany spears naked!! That is just nasty!!

9BASE3 02-27-2003 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Feb 27 2003, 03:19 PM
That is some damn good photoshoping if it is. I am still looking for realistic looking picture of britany spears naked!! That is just nasty!!

Her tits are funny, and here eyes are too far apart.





LOL... I'd still hit it, but she aint all that... Take off the makeup and you have another normal girl that can sorta sing...

j9fd3s 02-27-2003 04:16 PM

thats like the wrath of khan



mike

treceb 02-27-2003 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Feb 27 2003, 04:08 PM
Sweet!! I'm hungry now!

just add some hot sauce to spice it up a bit.

teknics 02-27-2003 06:03 PM

i think he got some dirt in his eye and used tequila to wash it out and somehow the worm just slipped under his eyelid and started a giant orgy with itself



kevin.

lane_change 02-27-2003 06:06 PM

This is a true story from what I ahve heard. I heard that the worm larvae got in there during a dust storm and he thought he just got dirt in his but actually a worm larvae got in there and grew. At least that is what I heard.

my_jdm_rx7 02-27-2003 07:39 PM

Yeah, I read that exact same story in some magazine...yea Scotty, I TOLD you about that... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

Apex13B 02-27-2003 07:45 PM

i heard a similar story like that and saw pictures of a woman that had maggots/larvae under her gums from eating bad meat at a resturant i'll se if i can find it...about 4 years old

ThirdGenRX7 02-27-2003 07:47 PM

that's ******* disgusting

1Revvin7 02-27-2003 08:31 PM

looks like a maggot, probably wiped his eyes after handling some nasty stuff

turbovr6 02-27-2003 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Feb 27 2003, 08:45 PM
i heard a similar story like that and saw pictures of a woman that had maggots/larvae under her gums from eating bad meat at a resturant i'll se if i can find it...about 4 years old

I have a better one. I seen on the news about 5 years ago. There was a woman so fat she could not leave her bed. She finally had to be removed from her house and take to the hospital becouse she was having chest pains. It turns out that some meat from one of her meals got between her boob and stomach. the doctors lifted her boob and there were maggots living on her skin

9BASE3 02-27-2003 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by ThirdGenRX7' date='Feb 27 2003, 07:47 PM
that's ******* disgusting

HAha! For some reason, that was funny as hell!!!!!

1Revvin7 02-27-2003 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by turbovr6' date='Feb 27 2003, 09:34 PM
I have a better one. I seen on the news about 5 years ago. There was a woman so fat she could not leave her bed. She finally had to be removed from her house and take to the hospital becouse she was having chest pains. It turns out that some meat from one of her meals got between her boob and stomach. the doctors lifted her boob and there were maggots living on her skin

omg, that is ******* sick DUDE!

TurboSmoke 02-28-2003 11:00 AM

what about the lady that was big she could not move on her own, she was stuck in bed and could not fit through the door. and she started having a heart attack and they had to come to her house tear out the wall after they got the wall out they had a fork lift go under her mattress and pick her up took the bed and all and put it on a flat bed tow truck

teknics 02-28-2003 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by TurboSmoke' date='Feb 28 2003, 12:00 PM
what about the lady that was big she could not move on her own, she was stuck in bed and could not fit through the door. and she started having a heart attack and they had to come to her house tear out the wall after they got the wall out they had a fork lift go under her mattress and pick her up took the bed and all and put it on a flat bed tow truck

that was a guy....he now only weighs like 250-350lbs after the stomach shrinking surgery that they have going on...when they fork lifted him out of his house he was like over 700lbs. I saw him on TV he looks very normal except now there's tons of left over skin flapping around from the weight he lost so he's having skin removal surgery (prolly had it already cause that story was on tv some long time ago)



kevin.

lxk199 02-28-2003 03:45 PM

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Did you know the largest man on earth was like over 1200 pounds? They took him to the hospital and couldn't weigh him cause he was so goddamn huge...they eventually had to weigh him on a cattle scale...here's a pic of one of the runners-up of the "fattest **** alive" contest (its me next to a wax figure of him at Ripley's)

lxk199 02-28-2003 03:45 PM

PS-im on the right for you wise-asses...

9BASE3 02-28-2003 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by lxk199' date='Feb 28 2003, 03:45 PM
PS-im on the right for you wise-asses...

I was going to ask what the hell you were looking for on the floor... LMAO.. Nice pic. That dude's a ******* Hindenburg!

1Revvin7 02-28-2003 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Feb 28 2003, 04:48 PM
I was going to ask what the hell you were looking for on the floor... LMAO.. Nice pic. That dude's a ******* Hindenburg!

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