There once was a man from Kildare,

who did his pretty little wife on the stairs,

one day the bannister broke,

He doubled his stroke,

and finished her off in mid-air!



and a Irish(!?) blessing:



May you be in Heaven 15 minutes before the Devil knows yer dead!



Thank you and goodnight,



Sean

there once was a man from sinclair....******* a girl on his stairs

on the thirtyith stroke, the bannister broke...so he finished her off in the air.

there once was a girl from boston mass, standing in water up to her knees







this will rhyme when the tide comes in

There was a young man from Peru,

who fell asleep in his canoe,

while dreaming of Venus,

he played with his penis

and woke up covered in goo.



~Kyle~

There was a young lady from Kew

Who said, as the bishop withdrew,

Oh, the Vicar is quicker

And thicker and slicker

And four inches longer than you.



~Kyle~

and drank yellow five in moutain dew.

(about pay toilets)



Here I sit,

Brokenhearted.

Paid a dime,

And only farted.