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YukiRX7Aisha 02-09-2004 10:58 PM

AXRacingDevs82: I need some beer, STAT

TeknicsINy2g: STAT

TeknicsINy2g: apple?

AXRacingDevs82: computer?

TeknicsINy2g: DUDE

TeknicsINy2g: its a DELL

AXRacingDevs82: DUDE...

AXRacingDevs82: that guy went to jail haha

TeknicsINy2g: yea

TeknicsINy2g: potheads

AXRacingDevs82: haha seriously

AXRacingDevs82: why couldn't he just be alcoholic

AXRacingDevs82: you don't see people get locked up for posession of alcohol

TeknicsINy2g: lmao

TeknicsINy2g: DUDE, youre getting ass raped

AXRacingDevs82: Getting ass raped by the Dell guy = teh lose

TeknicsINy2g: no no, he is getting raped

AXRacingDevs82: oh

AXRacingDevs82: then...

AXRacingDevs82: Dell guy getting ass raped while I kick him in the face and step on his stash = win.

TeknicsINy2g: BRILLIANT

AXRacingDevs82: BRILLIANT!

teknics 02-09-2004 11:00 PM

STAT!

teknics 02-09-2004 11:01 PM

TeknicsINy2g: bam: : listen i wanna talk but i have to wake up in 5 hours .. so i will talk to u tomorrow .. we should chill and talk sometime

TeknicsINy2g: SCORE



TeknicsINy2g: "we should chill" translation: i want you

AXRacingDevs82: yup

AXRacingDevs82: not just "I want you"

AXRacingDevs82: "I want what's in your pants"

TeknicsINy2g: LMAO

TeknicsINy2g: BRILLIANT

TeknicsINy2g: "i want it, STAT"

AXRacingDevs82: HAHA

AXRacingDevs82: dude this is NoPistons material.

AXRacingDevs82: I just saw the STAT thread too

TeknicsINy2g: really, feels like polyester

TeknicsINy2g: but if this is what NP Material feels like....

AXRacingDevs82: I always though it felt like warm apple pie

TeknicsINy2g: ohh, good choice, perhpas a peach cobbler

TeknicsINy2g: with a glass of milk

AXRacingDevs82: mm...

TeknicsINy2g: or a milkshake?

AXRacingDevs82: peach cobbler.

AXRacingDevs82: HAHA is it better than yours?

TeknicsINy2g: i dont give milkshakes

AXRacingDevs82: yes, the milkshake is better recieved than given.

TeknicsINy2g: si senorita

AXRacingDevs82: Cuz when a girl's slobbing on your pen0r it's a party for two!

AXRacingDevs82: Or something





yes, we're bored. SO SUE US.



kevin.

YukiRX7Aisha 02-09-2004 11:01 PM

Milkshakes bring boys to the yard.

sidewinderx7 02-09-2004 11:02 PM

youre the only guy i have ever seen on any forum that regularly posts aim logs. ....

Ferris 02-09-2004 11:03 PM

BRILLIANT! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

ColinRX7 02-09-2004 11:04 PM

ColinRX7: dag yo

ColinRX7: nobody is on aim tonite

YukiRX7Aisha 02-09-2004 11:04 PM

Hey man, you're the one who stopped talking

teknics 02-09-2004 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by sidewinderx7' date='Feb 10 2004, 12:02 AM
youre the only guy i have ever seen on any forum that regularly posts aim logs. ....

you're asian aintcha?



kevin.

Ferris 02-09-2004 11:05 PM

TeknicsINy2g: huzzah?

LESSTHANPEZ1: woosh!

YukiRX7Aisha 02-09-2004 11:07 PM

AXRacingDevs82: I think he's that fat chick in his av and just won't tell us

TeknicsINy2g: i think hes asian

AXRacingDevs82: haha

AXRacingDevs82: I'm Asian.

TeknicsINy2g: HAWT

TeknicsINy2g: lemme get your sis

AXRacingDevs82: haha no I'm not

TeknicsINy2g: her college is 5 seconds fom me

AXRacingDevs82: yeah, I know

AXRacingDevs82: orgy central or something

AXRacingDevs82: you'd best behave

AXRacingDevs82: you maybe be 6'7" and can kick my ass...but...

AXRacingDevs82: and burn me with your car...

AXRacingDevs82: and....okay scratch that.

AXRacingDevs82: I won't do anything.

TeknicsINy2g: :-)

TeknicsINy2g: im stealing her from clas

Ferris 02-09-2004 11:10 PM

TeknicsINy2g: who be u

LESSTHANPEZ1: i be Ferris

TeknicsINy2g: wheel?

TeknicsINy2g: i love that ride

LESSTHANPEZ1: the one and only

LESSTHANPEZ1: i do too

TeknicsINy2g: ewwwwww

TeknicsINy2g: sicko

LESSTHANPEZ1: want to go on the ferriswheel with me?

TeknicsINy2g: YOUR ON MY BUDDY LIST NOW

TeknicsINy2g: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LESSTHANPEZ1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!!1111eleven!!11

TeknicsINy2g: YES!!!!!eleventeen!!!one!!!three!!!!!

LESSTHANPEZ1: BRILLIANT!

TeknicsINy2g: STAT!

LESSTHANPEZ1: im off to see the wizard

TeknicsINy2g: of?

TeknicsINy2g: GANONDORF

LESSTHANPEZ1: I AM LINK

LESSTHANPEZ1: IM HERE TO FIGHT YOU KEV..I MEAN GANANDORF

TeknicsINy2g: I AM GOD

TeknicsINy2g: FEAR MY WRATH

LESSTHANPEZ1: god is in my pants

LESSTHANPEZ1: are you in my pants?

TeknicsINy2g: you need to showa

LESSTHANPEZ1: si senior

TeknicsINy2g: ohh oui oui

TeknicsINy2g: miseur

LESSTHANPEZ1: el gato in pantalones is loco

TeknicsINy2g: tu come grand vergas

LESSTHANPEZ1: WOOF!

TeknicsINy2g: ohh oui oui miseur

LESSTHANPEZ1: french people scare me

Ferris 02-09-2004 11:13 PM

TeknicsINy2g: eww

TeknicsINy2g: assmonger

TeknicsINy2g: im tired

LESSTHANPEZ1: i r tired too

LESSTHANPEZ1: i must go snuggle my bunny

LESSTHANPEZ1: good night sir

TeknicsINy2g: lmao, peace



good night nopistons, good night jay, goodnight gannadorf..



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ColinRX7 02-09-2004 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by Ferris' date='Feb 9 2004, 09:10 PM
TeknicsINy2g: you need to showa

LESSTHANPEZ1: si senior

ZINGGG

YukiRX7Aisha 02-09-2004 11:14 PM

AXRacingDevs82: Can I steal Becky?

TeknicsINy2g: sure

AXRacingDevs82: n0ice

TeknicsINy2g: i need to find out her last name

TeknicsINy2g: so ask her when you take her

AXRacingDevs82: haha sure.

TeknicsINy2g: serious tho

TeknicsINy2g: i dont know her last name

AXRacingDevs82: man, that sucks.

TeknicsINy2g: its funny

AXRacingDevs82: yeah

TeknicsINy2g: i tried to go through her purse and get her ID

AXRacingDevs82: "Thanks for choking on my pen0r, what's your name again?"

TeknicsINy2g: but i was lazy so i jsut stared at it and hoped the ID would float out of the purse

AXRacingDevs82: haha you may be god, but you're not psychic

TeknicsINy2g: meh, i tried tho

AXRacingDevs82: yeah

AXRacingDevs82: doesn't it suck when those psychic powers don't come out when you need them to?

TeknicsINy2g: exactly

TeknicsINy2g: it wa spissing me off

TeknicsINy2g: i was like "DAMN YOU FLOAT BEFOR EI HAVE TO LEAN OVER AND SEARCH"

AXRacingDevs82: She'd be too busy w/your pen0r to notice

AXRacingDevs82: you can just reach around

TeknicsINy2g: i consider that

AXRacingDevs82: **** you could probably reach over and keep pressing the power locks on the other side

AXRacingDevs82: and see if she even noticed

TeknicsINy2g: she gets into it

TeknicsINy2g: she enjoys it

TeknicsINy2g: its great

AXRacingDevs82: Haha

TeknicsINy2g: best discovery sinc esliced bread

AXRacingDevs82: or boxers

TeknicsINy2g: and briefs

TeknicsINy2g: underwear in general;

AXRacingDevs82: and Guiness

AXRacingDevs82: BRILLIANT

TeknicsINy2g: STAT

TeknicsINy2g: guiness, STAT

AXRacingDevs82: GUINESS IN A CAN, A BOTTLE, IN AN IV STAT!!

AXRacingDevs82: INJECTABLE BEER?!! BRILLIANT!!

teknics 02-09-2004 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Feb 10 2004, 12:13 AM
ZINGGG

lol if he knew what "tu come grande vergas" meant thatd be a ZING too.



kevin.

YukiRX7Aisha 02-09-2004 11:17 PM

AXRacingDevs82: what DOES Tu come Grande Vergas mean?

AXRacingDevs82: I thought it had something to do w/Las Vegas

TeknicsINy2g: "you eat large dick"

AXRacingDevs82: ah.

TeknicsINy2g: lol

AXRacingDevs82: he's dumb for that then

TeknicsINy2g: hehe

AXRacingDevs82: he knew how to say many cats dancing in my pants

AXRacingDevs82: but he doesn't even know when he's being a cocksucker.

TeknicsINy2g: the cats dancing in my pants are crazy he said

AXRacingDevs82: oh, well that too

AXRacingDevs82: I wouldn't know, I failed Spanish

TeknicsINy2g: actually he said

AXRacingDevs82: all 6 years.

TeknicsINy2g: the cats in my pants are crazy

TeknicsINy2g: i had spanish since 5th grade until sophmore year of highschool

TeknicsINy2g: and i still know only insults

AXRacingDevs82: I was just like "Screw this class, they talk too fast"

TeknicsINy2g: yea i rarely went ot that class

AXRacingDevs82: I just wanted to learn it so I could watch midget wrestling and know what was going on

TeknicsINy2g: lol

Jeff20B 02-10-2004 05:00 AM

<Jeff20B> Federal agen man, don't take my ganja...

<Jeff20B> the good book say Jah gonna blast yah, oh yah...

<john_diggity> huhuhuhuhuh, i have a !%#%^

<john_diggity> cool

<john_diggity> i rubbed it and what does it do, spits in my eye

<john_diggity> pfff, some @%@$s, jeeze, everyones

a ##$#

<john_diggity> whose horny???

<Jeff20B> Federal agen man, I'll be one $&@@ed brotha...

* mammafunk (T3) [sharing 495 songs] has left.

<john_diggity> MEMEMEEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

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<john_diggity> whose high??

<john_diggity> MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEME

<clem230> waz up room

<clem230> 17/f/here

<john_diggity> huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh, you

guys reallize that i am up right??

<Jeff20B> the good book say that his ganja shall blast yah, oh yah...

<clem230> im me i have pics crzygurl184

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<Jeff20B> I pray to Jamaica when I smoke the marijuana

<john_diggity> yea, yea, honesty is policy

<john_diggity> i pray to my mom, she grows it

<clem230> my screen name is crzygurl184 im me for pics

<Jeff20B> I can feel mother nature's power, I spend all my money on this little green

flower

<john_diggity> i don't have to, my mom grows it

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<Jeff20B> pretty-pretty, stick-sticky, pretty green chronic, have the technology to

make myself bionic

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<john_diggity> *booiiing* mee too, huhuhuhuhuhuhuh

<Jeff20B> expand horizons, expand all parameter, expand my mind to its largest diameter


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