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No ****... Walking by the bed after I got out of the shower.... Little bitch decides she is going to use my dick as a climbing pole... Yeah... I have like 3 holes in the end of my **** now... OUCH.
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Originally Posted by Nemesis' date='Jul 2 2003, 03:33 PM
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This kind of thing can only happen to you https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png
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We're going to call you Hung Way Lo from now on. Damn, I'd be a little upset too.
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it hurts me to think about that https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This has been another 9BASE3 Moment..
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Jul 2 2003, 03:24 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This has been another 9BASE3 Moment..
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That cat would have been gone so ******* fast you wouldn't have seen it leave.
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My ex's cat pissed in my bed one time, when she came home it had "ran away" LOL
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Jul 2 2003, 03:40 PM
My ex's cat pissed in my bed one time, when she came home it had "ran away" LOL
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You're evil!
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She said I must have hurt it's feelings and cats run away when you do that LOL
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pics!
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HA HA come to think of it, she wasn't too far behind the cat.
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Originally Posted by pengaru' date='Jul 2 2003, 02:45 PM
pics!
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Originally Posted by pengaru' date='Jul 2 2003, 03:45 PM
pics!
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it's very right https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png
I'm actually quite curious how much damage the cat did, neither of my cats are declawed, I've often wondered how bad that would be. |
so put all 3 cats in a cardboard box, pull out your dick and start wiggling it in front of the cats. Im sure you will find out soon enough what it feels like.
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For some strange reason, I've never wondered how much damage a cat could do to my unit.
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Originally Posted by sidewinderx7' date='Jul 2 2003, 03:32 PM
so put all 3 cats in a cardboard box, pull out your dick and start wiggling it in front of the cats. Im sure you will find out soon enough what it feels like.
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Originally Posted by sidewinderx7' date='Jul 2 2003, 11:32 PM
so put all 3 cats in a cardboard box, pull out your dick and start wiggling it in front of the cats. Im sure you will find out soon enough what it feels like.
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Originally Posted by pengaru' date='Jul 2 2003, 04:45 PM
pics!
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ROFLMFAO, God this thread cracks me up!!!
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AHHH! BAD MENTAL PICTURES!!!
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lmfao this **** is fucked up....so where are the pics??!!
one time when me and my g/f were messing around she was giving me a bj and the cat musta thought i was hurting her or something cuz it attacked my ****. So i kinda kno wat u are going thru. Ever had a tick on your ****, that hurts too. |
Haha. Thats funny. I remember getting a bj from one of my ex's and a friend let their over-excited puppy dog in the room. Dogs don't scratch though (thankfully) ...
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this thread is the funnyest thing i have ever read. i never had my **** messed up by a animal but i did get it fucked up by a bitch with brace's. damn that hurt. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif needless to say she aint around anymore. TurboSmoke |
This thread is fucked up !!
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damn...one of our cats has 7 claws on each front paw and 5 on each rear paw...he's never attacked my crotch, but went crazy on my head once. That was bad enough, I couldn't imagine the "meat & 2 veg"
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this is some crazy ****
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animals piss me off. I shot her cat, told her the neighbor did it. They called cops and all but damn if i didnt get even with the ******* cat.
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