I can touch my penis without bending your knees.

my new services include: inflexible transvestite insemination system...

But can you touch my toes.????

i dont even get close when i try.

i can lay my hands flat on the floor, is it wierd if i know what my shin smells like?

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Apr 14 2005, 08:55 PM']i can lay my hands flat on the floor, is it wierd if i know what my shin smells like?


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yes

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,

Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma,poo poo poo on my shoe nu ma, nu ma iei.

Chipul tau si los pantalones dragostea din tei,

Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un... haiduc

yodle yodle yodle.

blah blah blah?