is it really the land of cleves? wtf is a cleve?

Ahhh yes, the times i spent cleving in cleveland will never leave my memories

I couldn't find anything on 'cleve', but I found it's homonym, 'cleave':



PRONUNCIATION: klv

VERB: Inflected forms: cleft ( klft) or cleaved or clove ( klv), cleft or cleaved or clo·ven ( klvn), cleav·ing, cleaves



TRANSITIVE VERB: 1. To split with or as if with a sharp instrument. See synonyms at tear1. 2. To make or accomplish by or as if by cutting: cleave a path through the ice. 3. To pierce or penetrate: The wings cleaved the foggy air. 4. Chemistry To split (a complex molecule) into simpler molecules.

INTRANSITIVE VERB: 1. Mineralogy To split or separate, especially along a natural line of division. 2. To penetrate or pass through something, such as water or air.

ETYMOLOGY: Middle English cleven, from Old English clofan. See gleubh- in Appendix I.

OTHER FORMS: cleava·ble —ADJECTIVE



But I think Cleve is a place in the UK?

Did I just say Homonym?

CLEVELAND SUCKS!

EUCLID SUCKS

CANTON SUCKS

MALVERN SUCKS



ALL OF OHIO SUCKS!!!!!

The EVIL FORUM is based out of OHIO!!! That is reason enough to nuke the damn state into oblivion! **** OHIO!!!!!

And they can have Crissy Hines back too!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png Who's that?

you dont know?

she went back to OHIO and all the cities were gone

No... I don't.





Oh, THAT Chrissy Hines. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

Ummm. Guys. That's Chrissie Hynde, of The Pretenders.

Or did you mean Chrissie Heinz, the ketchup heiress?

-5 fer speelin`



Who cares, just nuke tha damn place!!! NAME ONE GOOD THING FROM OHIO?

Maybe this???

Not work safe!!

DAMMIT NOT WORK SAFEEE!!!!!!!



**** **** FUCL

I've always been fond of the expression "cleave in twain."

For example: "The broadsword did mightily smite him upon his pate and did thoroughly cleave him in twain."

I think my dad was born in Ohio. Or he lived there, and they crossed into some other state to a hospital where he was born, or something like that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL

Thats FAG-FRANSISCO!

Mebbe they meant to call it CLIVEland, because there were a lot of people named Clive?



Extending that, they probably spelt it wrong, because anybody who would name their child Clive likely drank a lot during pregnancy, affecting the future spelling ability of said Clive? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif



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Argh...I hate Cleveland.

I'm sure a bunch of easy chicks come from Ohio, seeing as its from the bread belt and all (no offense to any mothers from Ohio) but I'm sure thats a definate plus for some of you all.