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boxrs4sale 01-16-2004 01:10 AM

ebay said so



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=32988

drifter 01-16-2004 01:28 AM

haha.



Isn't she really old now?

Srce 01-16-2004 01:31 AM

I'd still hit it, with authority. LOL

boxrs4sale 01-16-2004 01:38 AM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jan 15 2004, 11:28 PM
haha.



Isn't she really old now?

lol.. i guess so.. i always thought she was a notch above the rest..



maybe she's a gutter slut who slept her way to the top of the ladder.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

drifter 01-16-2004 01:39 AM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Jan 16 2004, 03:31 PM
I'd still hit it, with authority. LOL

You'd have to bounce around to hit the sides.

drifter 01-16-2004 01:40 AM

Doing her would be like throwing a sausage in a hallway.

Racer X 01-16-2004 04:31 AM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jan 15 2004, 11:40 PM
Doing her would be like throwing a sausage in a hallway.

But she is still hot as hell tho. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

Fluid Dynamics 01-16-2004 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jan 15 2004, 11:40 PM
Doing her would be like throwing a sausage in a hallway.

What I have found to be true with "experienced" female genatilia is the concept of looseness or tightness is all a matter of the male equipment interacting with it.

1988RedT2 01-16-2004 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by Fluid Dynamics' date='Jan 16 2004, 09:34 AM
What I have found to be true with "experienced" female genatilia is the concept of looseness or tightness is all a matter of the male equipment interacting with it.

So you're saying it would be like throwing a gargantuan sausage down a really narrow hallway?

Fluid Dynamics 01-16-2004 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Jan 16 2004, 06:36 AM
So you're saying it would be like throwing a gargantuan sausage down a really narrow hallway?

People are not all the same shape and size, and I was implying that to call a woman "loose", aside from being very unclassy and vulgar, also can raise some suspicion of underdeveloped organs. Everything is a matter of perspective . . .

Travis R 01-16-2004 09:43 AM

I never thought she was that attractive... her and Julia Roberts.

Baldy 01-16-2004 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by Travis R' date='Jan 16 2004, 11:43 AM
...and Julia Roberts.

geez, finally someone who agrees with me. I mean, the woman has no top lip!!!

boxrs4sale 01-16-2004 10:38 AM

or she could have been drilled out by some 22 inch ****.. better yet, if she is a super slut, then it could also be a 22 inch dildo....



im sure most of us would be bouncin in the hallway if that were the case.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

j9fd3s 01-16-2004 10:39 AM

i think this would take some ardous testing https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Srce 01-16-2004 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jan 16 2004, 02:40 AM
Doing her would be like throwing a sausage in a hallway.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Eyxom 01-16-2004 01:42 PM

Cindy's hot... Whether she's a pole smoking ***** or not.

boxrs4sale 01-17-2004 12:00 PM

isn't she a milf now ?

Fluid Dynamics 01-17-2004 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by Dragon' date='Jan 16 2004, 07:41 AM
He's saying you have a small PENIS... Muwahahhahahahahaha

Seeing as how you put my statement out of context to imply that I was referring to myself as having made the original statement of "throwing a sausage down the hallway", I find myself perplexed as to try to explain anything further to you. Since you can't even identify who made what post, you can fabricate anything in you own mind . . so I won't tell you what numerical quantity my fifth limb might measure when excited . . queer.

defprun 01-17-2004 12:54 PM

She's white! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png

ColinRX7 01-17-2004 01:26 PM

Pen0s?

4RotorRocket 01-17-2004 01:47 PM

She was born on my Birthday Feb 20th damn I feel special https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

ColinRX7 01-17-2004 03:11 PM

But you've always been special...

Fd3BOOST 01-17-2004 05:43 PM

NIpples!!!!!



http://dpestova2.home.att.net/web/ccfront.JPG



http://kmmod.home.att.net/ccrawford/...ginal/li17.jpg



http://kmmod.home.att.net/ccrawford/...ginal/li34.jpg

ColinRX7 01-17-2004 06:13 PM

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232...nightrider.jpg

MazdaMike 01-17-2004 10:05 PM

is it me or does anyone else think of that old guy 'q' from james bond when fluid talks. dude stop being so analy proper its nopistons not ur english term paper.



oh btw shes hot id def hit it

drifter 01-17-2004 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by Fluid Dynamics' date='Jan 18 2004, 02:12 AM
Seeing as how you put my statement out of context to imply that I was referring to myself as having made the original statement of "throwing a sausage down the hallway", I find myself perplexed as to try to explain anything further to you. Since you can't even identify who made what post, you can fabricate anything in you own mind . . so I won't tell you what numerical quantity my fifth limb might measure when excited . . queer.

STFU.

MazdaMike 01-18-2004 12:00 AM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jan 17 2004, 08:15 PM
STFU.

haha exactly

boxrs4sale 01-18-2004 12:46 AM

isn't that aim language instead of nopistons ? or does it apply to both ?

'79rx7 01-18-2004 01:14 AM

I can't believe you guys are actually flaming someone for showing some intelligence...

boxrs4sale 01-18-2004 01:39 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm...... intelligence......

drifter 01-18-2004 02:37 AM


Originally Posted by '79rx7' date='Jan 18 2004, 03:14 PM
I can't believe you guys are actually flaming someone for showing some intelligence...

pfft. That wasn't a flame.



That was a STFU!



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

TheAntiChrice 01-18-2004 03:46 AM

I'd hit that **** from behind and ash the joint on her back... straight up look mah no hands

boxrs4sale 01-18-2004 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by TheAntiChrice' date='Jan 18 2004, 01:46 AM
I'd hit that **** from behind and ash the joint on her back... straight up look mah no hands

tru, who needs hands when she's got 2 ?

TheAntiChrice 01-18-2004 04:02 PM

Damn right.. if your getting her off she should at least give you the courtesy of a reach around... Southern Hospitality 'N ****..

boxrs4sale 01-18-2004 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by TheAntiChrice' date='Jan 18 2004, 02:02 PM
Damn right.. if your getting her off she should at least give you the courtesy of a reach around... Southern Hospitality 'N ****..

damn right.. there's somethin about them southern chicks

Fluid Dynamics 01-18-2004 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jan 18 2004, 12:37 AM
pfft. That wasn't a flame.



That was a STFU!



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Ha ha, thanks for validating my superior grasp of the written language . . you hack.



Q from James Bond movies . . **** . . I can bust out the **** I write at about 70 wpm . . I have an education and have critical thinking skills, so get your a$$ back in school if you want to tell me to STFU.



Don't let me make you mad. If you could only see how funny your behavior is from my vantage point, you would smack yourself like your mother always used to.


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