You're supposed to be sanding the boils on my feel! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png

Yeah right.



You don't even know what HTML stands for. HYPER TEXT MARKUP <span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'>dave is a</span> LOSER.

Don't worry.. I was only being funny..

I was going to ask why you were looking for sites like... But then I realized Colin has apparently managed to lodge a vibrator in his ass...

oh does this mean you guys are breaking up? any body need a rebound?

Prolly trying to figure out how far in he could get the "appliance" without having to seek a specialist for removal.



I clicked the topic , but I'll be damned if I am clicking that link.

Scott it's just a FAQ on vibrators. Text only. LOL.

"If you do get a vibrator stuck in your ass, turn it off (if you can reach the controls)."





*note to self: do not insert vibrator in anus beyond control panel

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

**** lock?

yeah, UPINYA!





(for some reason I know a group of guys who randomly yell this phrase)