My friends and I have definite jargon when it comes to cars. Curious if anyone else does this and what you say.



Examples:

Driving hard = beatin on it,

Driving fast = ballin' or hammerassin'

Spinning in a circle = doughnuts (I've heard people say "spin apples" and thought it was weird)

Do a burnout = light em up

Oversteer = gettin ass happy





Watchya got?

goin 100mph=doin a buck

TOUGE BATTOOOO!



(going to fast in the pos jetta around a corner)

busting bricks = going fast



diagnostic tool = hammer



H = either house, or hammer



fizzle = 240sx



persuader = hammer

240sx = floppy cack

rice = mad tight



yeah, tahts all i can think of off the top o my head.

rice = shift mad quik tight fastz yo yo yo

swing press- hammer

modified- broke

drift = aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (heaven)

give it some go = go FASTER

Let it Eat =speed up/squeal or burn tires

cookie = doughnut

assdragging = what I do in my beretta on gravel corners

Plan B = Break ****

BFH adjustment = BIG ******* HAMMER! adjustment



I live in BFE remember.....



Sean

Drop n go - Downshift and punch it.

drop a pair - 2 gear downshift (or 3 if its from 5-2)

Ballin' - must be over 80 (100 on the interstate)

i started one my boy wit the prelude hates:



"damn thats honda" = gay. doesnt even have to be cars, i said a tv show was honda.

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Fire it up - start car

Nail it - floor the accelerator

Bump - shift gear (up/down doesn't matter)

Sit there - to coast, not speed up or slow down

Nice! I like "drop a pair" and "Damn that's Honda".....good ****. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png

Break Loose = Drift

2-Drop = 4-2 downshift

Asphalt Death = series of hard, successive corners

Rev-Drops = Heel Toe Downshifts

"No, baby, be a good girl!" = DAMMIT, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BLOWN AN APEX SEAL!!!

Boosting = passing

Whoosh = Turbo PSI

Get-Up-And-Go = rWhp

I hardly talk "cars" with anybody, so I usually have to explain how a clutch works before telling them how I accelerated quickly.



I do however always say just a simple "UH..." when a wreck is about to happen (sometimes following by pointing), or something breaks.

yeah my mates and I say

nailing it = going fast (eg, I was nailing it around the corner)

give it some **** = do a burnout

give it some herbs, **** = go fast

fang it = go fast

"I was speeding"= I was speeding

"I took that turn really fast"= I took that turn really fast

"I almost lost it"=I almost lost it



Me=Jerk today.



:P

Never thought about it.



Drop the hammer = putting your foot to the floor



I'm probably the only one of my generation that still uses "to the wood". Foot to the floor in other words, not talking about people's childish fascination with the male anatomy *coughs*



Sucking Air: Leak in the injection system



Otherwise just descriptions of what's going on. IE Swapping ends, ass end came around, tail happy.

bolts= duct tape

fastners= duct tape

holders= duct tape

nut= duct tape

screwdriver= hammer

socket wrench= hammer

hammer= Giant hammer

inspired driving= having fun

HOME DEPOT RACING BITCHES!!



"Is that certified 200 mph duct tape or just the standard?"

"You need to give a harder clutch kick." = "You suck at clutch kick."

"You need to turn in more." = "You suck at turning."

"You need to give more throttle." = "You suck at throttle response."

"You need to try harder." = "You suck at trying."



It's not paranoia if people really are out to get you!



Off-topic, but I'm bored at work so whatever...



"You're hot." = "You have a nice rack."

"You're hot!" = "You have a big rack."

"You are hot!!" = "You have a really big rack."

"Will you marry me?" = "You have the largest, most delectable rack that has ever been known to man!"

"Floor shifting" = power shifting

"gouge it" = Beat on it

"lite em up" = burn tire

"Wreck it" = **** some chick may also be used as "I would wreck that"

"Wheres the hole at" = wheres all the ladys

"Get it" = go faster

"Oh yess..." = Look at that ******* ugly piece of **** (said when ricer has been identified).



"That's why you're unloading in 3rd" = Said when auto-related problem has been identified.



"Sprited Driving" = what my high school buddies used to do every Saturday night...freeway run followed by a few miles in the twisties at ludicrous speed.