why the thunderbird would not start earlier today?



no hints either

you sold it?

Someone stole the battery?

you drove it once and blew it up ?

No Gasoline. Or the tanks so big that if the tank's low enough and you park it on a hill it won't start till you roll to a level surface...

someone stole the supercharger

...because you don't know how!

The T-bird ain't got no love.

because it knew you can't pick up little kids with it like you can the roman wheels?

'Cause its a Ford

'cause you wrecked it.

there was a potato stuck in the tailpipe?

no, martin's penis was stuck in the tailpipe!

HA! you stole my response! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

A hooker tied you to a bed and stole your keys.

you got in the wrong tbird?



kevin.

banana in the tailpipe



no keys

someone stole your battery?

Someone filled the tires with cement and dumped it in the Hudson River?

Somebody glued airfresheners over the exterior, completely blocking access

i think we have another customers house thread here





someone spooged in your key cylinder, rendering the key useless

Perhaps because some forum members were pissed off that you never return to your thread asking such a rediculous question and decided to steal a cyllander or two from your engine...

or maybe his cylinder ?

Cillendir.

because you were at a customers house?

because you got abducted shortly after posting this

goddamnit.. is this gonna be another ******* 100 page post over a stupid ass t-bird?????

starter basically fell off. whomever worked on it previously didn't think to tighten down the 2 bolts that hold it on

That's pretty funny.

**** I was gonna say that cause it happened to my 4runner a couple times. No matter how many times I made sure the bolts were torqued they would fine a way to get loose.



then again maybe it was the customers house getting back at you for all the **** you did to it.