Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady's been

pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her to

the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.



She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,

Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you a son! Aint dat just grand"?



Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,

"Hold on! We ain't finished up yet!"



The doctor then delivered a little girl.



He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you a daughter! She a pretty lil ting,

too."



Boudreaux was kind of puzzled by all this, and then the doctor said, "Hold

on, we still ain't got done yet!"



The doctor then delivered another boy and said, " Boudreaux, you just had

youself another boy!"



When Boudreaux and Marie went home with their three children, he sat down

with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we runned out

of dat dere Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"



She said, "Yeah, I do."



Boudreaux exclaimed, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"

note to self: don't go to louisiana







and what's weird is, I used to be called "boodrow," or however you spell it (boudreaux)

haha..... nice

that was great