Subject: Birds And The Bees, 21st Century
A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how was I born?" Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. So here goes. Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As I was uploading, we both discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: 'You've got Male' |
mmmm... hmmmm... firewalls are good
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That is the worst joke I have ever heard.
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Worse than the one about FD's.
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Wow, I wish I wouldn't of taken the time to click and read this.
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porn is better...thats how i learned! and than 2 years later my dad told me about the birds and the bees. how we laughed!
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I was having dinner with the parents. Then my dad said "you know when you have sex you should use protection, pass me the bread." Wish I was kidding, but i'm not. It was just that wierd.
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that kind of casualness stems from that "on the fly sex" they used to have in the 60's!
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[quote name='defprun' date='Jun 16 2005, 12:24 AM']that kind of casualness stems from that "on the fly sex" they used to have in the 60's!
[snapback]725989[/snapback] [/quote] road head? or like in a plane? sky head? i hear 94t gives some good sky head. he can even do it while flying upside down. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif |
yur spozed tuh do it upsidez down, durrrr!
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