ok so me and my chica were driving, ive been sober for a long time and she had some trees. She begged me to smoke with her and since it was vday weekend i figured id do it just once again for her.



So we smoke and shes like "wait i know the song we need to hear"...i had no idea what it was.



Then the next thing i hear is:



"BICYCLE, BICYCLE, BICYCLE"



yes, she put on "Queen - Bicycle Race". It had me ******* laughing my ass off, i almost crashed that damn volkswagen, but caught myself before i swerved lol.



here's the lyrics for those of you not aware of this song:



Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like



You say black I say white

You say bark I say bite

You say shark I say hey man

Jaws was never my scene

And I don't like Star Wars

You say Rolls I say Royce

You say God give me a choice

You say Lord I say Christ

I don't believe in Peter Pan

Frankenstein or Superman

All I wanna do is



Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way

So forget all your duties oh yeah!

Fat bottomed girls

They'll be riding today

So look out for those beauties oh yeah

On your marks get set go

Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle

Bicycle race



*insert tons of bicycle bells going off as if theyre an instrument*



You say coke I say caine

You say John I say Wayne

Hot dog I say cool it man

I don't wanna be the President of America

You say smile I say cheese

Cartier I say please

Income tax I say Jesus

I don't wanna be a candidate for

Vietnam or Watergate

Cos all I wanna do is



Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like





kevin.

Got the craving for some lunch,

but I ain't got nothing to munch

My mind is set on just one wish

a big ol' sandwich - tuna fish

Time to make a grocery run,

I'll walk there in the morning sun

Make a list of what I need most:

Tuna fish and bread (for toast)

And though my stomach may be empty,

I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty

Roll a joint Bob Marley style

and smoke it 'till it makes me smile



Starting off in aisle one,

fruits and veggies by the ton

Hey check it out, raddiccio!

These red leaves, man, they almost glow!

And bok choy! I've always wanted to try it,

I wonder if I have enough to buy it?



It's grown in Japan, or maybe China,

or maybe some farm in South Carolina?

Just then I hear a voice in my head:

"stay focused, man, tuna & bread,"

But right now I'm in produce bliss

Oh man, I'm too high for this



Too high for the supermarket,

too high for the grocery store

Too high for the supermarket,

ain't gonna shop like this no more



(Everyone in here is staring at me...)



Sixteen different brands of tuna,

Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna

Packed in oil, packed in water,

dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered

And oh God, what about the bread?

Should I get white or wheat instead?

Or... rye! Rye's the best I've tasted

Rye is best when ever you're wasted!



Too high for the supermarket,

too high for the grocery store

too high for the supermarket

ain't gonna shop like this no more



Finally done, its check-out time,

searching for the shortest line

The Express Lane! But they don't take checks..

and you've got to have ten items or less,



so let's see...

Ding Dongs, a bag of chips,

Cap'n Crunch and some onion dip,

(it's sugar and salt, space and schism,

the yin and yang of munchie Taoism)

I got my favorite beer, Carlinger,

and pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger



(You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag, then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag)



That's less than ten! Check me out, go ahead!

Oh, I forgot the tuna and the bread...



Too high for the supermarket,

too high for the grocery store

too high for the supermarket,

ain't gonna shop like this no more



too high (too high!)

too high (too high!)

way too high for the supermarket, yeah

who is that? im in a downloading mood.



kevin.

Uninvited.

how rude.



downloading "queen- fat bottom girls" right now



kevin.

and i heard an anti-britney song by "the gonnabes" called "queen of pop" but i cant find it online



kevin.

cant find this "uninvited" group

I'm a person just like you

But I've got better things to do

Than sit around and **** my head

Hang out with the living dead

Snort white **** up my nose

Pass out at the shows

I don't even think about speed

That's something I just don't need



I've got the straight edge



I'm a person just like you

But I've got better things to do

Than sit around and smoke dope

'Cause I know I can cope

Laugh at the thought of eating ludes

Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue

Always gonna keep in touch

Never want to use a crutch



I've got the straight edge

The song is too high for the supermarket. I just found it on Kazaa.

and the searching begins



kevin.