Go to Control Panel, click on speech, change teh text in the use the following text to preview voice box, hit preview voice button..VIOLA!!! Instant entertainment!! I just spent the last 30 minutes using it to talk to my g-friend, insulting her and such, it'd be GREAT for prank calls also..here's my favorite one so far (Kenny is my 5 month old son for yer info)



Kenny loves his daddy, he also loves R X sevens, he however, does not love his mommy...



hearing it say that about made me piss myself :P



Sean

yeah that has been used in several albums. its really fun when you have a laptop and you take it into the dorm showers and ask specific people why they are masturbating, this is even better if you have the female voice

a female voice eh? ::evil grin::









Sean



as a side note, the same type of program was in Win95, or 3.1 can't remember which, I just remember it was on a 3.5 floppy it was called text to speech then...

yeah the female is included in xp pro i think

someone needs to send me a copy of that with the female voice..



crashfactoryx@yahoo..com



Sean

haha for some reason shane, i can see you doing that to somone....thats almost as cool as pulling your e-brake in a rental car in front of gotham racing!



haha good times.....ive never seen a chrysler do a 180 until that day..

My friends made one of my friend's computer say (with a male voice)



"2 GIG WORTH OF GAY PORN HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED TO YOUR HARDDRIVE"



When Windows XP is loading, REALL REALLY LOUD.



So when he turned on his comp in the middle of a 100+ person class, in college, people turned around...it was funny!



An added bonus was the...2 gig worth of gay porn they downloaded to his harddrive https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

That takes me back to computer clases in secondary school, we had a program on some nifty little Apple computers (I'll try to find a pic - they were cool) called "simpletext" that used to do the same thing. One day in class we made the computer say "Conner is a gimp" really loud (Conner was the first name of our teacher), anyway the computer pronounced his name as cone-er, so thats what we called him from then on. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



Here's that pic:

http://www.landsnail.com/apple/local...macclassic.jpg



Mark

bwahahahahha,,, my salsa makes all the young girls dance, and makes them take off their underpants..

im glad i made that happen for you man. that sebring was a fun car to beat on though, and it was pretty nice