A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking

it all around the house with his finger. His mother

tells him to stop it as he's liable to break

something. The boy continues.



"Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to

break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a

short trip to the store.



Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it

one last flick and it lands in the toilet.



Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets

the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in

time and SPLASH, out it comes.



When she's finished she looks down and can't believe

what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure

what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls

her doctor.



The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,

but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.



When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he

gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.



Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it

to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes

and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.



"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.



He says, "I've been in this business for over 30

years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

my dad used to stick the baloons to the wall

shitty thread....