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banzaitoyota 06-05-2006 12:17 PM

Anything

rotarychainsaw 06-05-2006 12:23 PM

was $25 shipped insulting?

1988RedT2 06-05-2006 12:29 PM

If your wife allowed you to keep a harem of three other women, who would they be?

banzaitoyota 06-05-2006 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by rotarychainsaw' post='822621' date='Jun 5 2006, 01:23 PM

was $25 shipped insulting?





Kind of.... since shipping and Paypal fees are $11.00

banzaitoyota 06-05-2006 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='822623' date='Jun 5 2006, 01:29 PM

If your wife allowed you to keep a harem of three other women, who would they be?





https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif A common subject of conversation in my house on Sunday evenings (especially since we found out my Great Great Great Grandmother (or some such) was on of Brigham Youngs last wives... but I digress.



One wife would have to cook, the other would have to clean...............

1988RedT2 06-05-2006 02:12 PM

Yeah. I'd keep Martha Stewart around in a French Maid outfit. That lady is HOT!

banzaitoyota 06-05-2006 02:38 PM

The cook would be Rache Ray (but she would have to get a boob job)

j9fd3s 06-05-2006 04:23 PM

we had a lady come in, she was nice, but her boobies said they were happy to see us

l8t apex 06-05-2006 10:01 PM

Is it true you guys have the Genisis device in the sub fleet to start a new world order if someone slips and triggers the "Bog One"?

lxk199 06-05-2006 10:36 PM

does everyone truly poop?

TYSON 06-05-2006 10:42 PM

Why does IE think I clicked on Nopistons links 10-12 times so I have to hit 'back' 10-12 times to get back to the last page? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

treceb 06-06-2006 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='822640' date='Jun 5 2006, 03:38 PM

The cook would be Rache Ray (but she would have to get a boob job)

its Rachael Ray, get it right. and why would she need a boob job when her hands work magic. besides wouldnt want the silicon melting or something. leave the big boobs for teh cleaning lady...

j9fd3s 06-06-2006 09:33 AM

why does the sky moo?

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='822750' date='Jun 6 2006, 10:33 AM

why does the sky moo?





bECAUSE THE BEAR IS POLISH

j9fd3s 06-06-2006 10:52 AM

oh, thanks. i always wanted to know that

1988RedT2 06-06-2006 11:29 AM

If a Polish bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to smell it, does it still stink? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

GreyGT-C 06-06-2006 12:40 PM

how am i supposed to look at porn in kuwait when all of the internet providers here block ALL remotely porn websites?

1988RedT2 06-06-2006 02:30 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='822812' date='Jun 6 2006, 03:30 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?



bECAUSE SHE PUT THE LIMES IN DEE cOC-pUFFS AND DRUNK THEM BOTH UP

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' post='822793' date='Jun 6 2006, 01:40 PM

how am i supposed to look at porn in kuwait when all of the internet providers here block ALL remotely porn websites?





https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif PORN IS EVIL, MMMMMMKKKKKKKKKKK

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='822779' date='Jun 6 2006, 12:29 PM

If a Polish bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to smell it, does it still stink? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif





YOUR FEMALE HORMAONES ARE ACTING UP AGAIN, PLEASE GO READ A HUSTLER AND MASTURBATE WHILST EATING CHEETOS. THE RECEIPE FOR REMOVING THE ORANGE PROTEIN STAIN FROM YOUR COUCH WILL BE PROVIDED LATER

Sinful7 06-06-2006 02:59 PM

What's better: A 2002 CLK55AMG or a 2002 330Ci?

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='822817' date='Jun 6 2006, 03:59 PM

What's better: A 2002 CLK55AMG or a 2002 330Ci?



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png NEITHER GRASSHOPPER.......THEY ARE MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFFORD PAL









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jwteknix 06-06-2006 03:37 PM

lol me too. Banzaitoyota did u happen to gett the pm i sent u this morning im looking for a passanger side spindle for an 88 TII if u have one or know where i can get one pm me

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by jwteknix' post='822824' date='Jun 6 2006, 04:37 PM

lol me too. Banzaitoyota did u happen to gett the pm i sent u this morning im looking for a passanger side spindle for an 88 TII if u have one or know where i can get one pm me



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif WHILE I APPRECIATTE YOUR BELIEF IN MY SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES, I AM UNABLE TO VIEW THE PARTS STASH FROM 28 MILES AWAY........... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

jwteknix 06-06-2006 03:48 PM

im sorry man i didn't no u had a secret stash and was unaware that it was so far from u at the moment, but it would be really cool to have super human abilities. anyway if u get down there any time soon or happen to aquire ur superhuman abilities such as long distance Xray vision just let me know ill be happy to do business with you

-JAMES

Sinful7 06-06-2006 03:53 PM

Anybody know where I can get a good Supra?

banzaitoyota 06-06-2006 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='822829' date='Jun 6 2006, 04:53 PM

Anybody know where I can get a good Supra?



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683473.gif I have a brother in law who works for DHL, He can arrange shipping from my overseas storage facility direct to your Port of Entry. Please western Union the funds in the sum of $5600 cash to me and I will ship you my one of a kind highly modified 700 HP street machine

j9fd3s 06-06-2006 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='822829' date='Jun 6 2006, 01:53 PM

Anybody know where I can get a good Supra?



theres one that sold locally here for $42k!

l8t apex 06-06-2006 09:37 PM

what do you call the that one black french fry in each order?

TYSON 06-06-2006 10:15 PM

ARE THERE NO ANSWERS TO THESE MADDENING QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!?! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

banzaitoyota 06-07-2006 05:54 AM


Originally Posted by l8t apex' post='822902' date='Jun 6 2006, 10:37 PM

what do you call the that one black french fry in each order?





Sir, that is a rare delicious treat that we have given you absolutely free of charge


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