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phinsup 11-30-2005 08:12 PM

How many members does it take to go from a cult to a tax exempt religion?



I'm guessing you are a cult until you've got at least 5,000 members, but that could be off I dunno.

Tessai 11-30-2005 08:31 PM

Looking to make a nopistons religion?

phinsup 11-30-2005 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by Tessai' post='782739' date='Nov 30 2005, 09:31 PM
Looking to make a nopistons religion?



Yea i definetely like the tax benefits!

rowtareh 11-30-2005 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='782740' date='Nov 30 2005, 09:32 PM

Yea i definetely like the tax benefits!



I am co-partner!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



Phins is going to start a cult. Wait, we are already part of a cult. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

nopistons94 11-30-2005 08:33 PM

Ask penisdown, he is in a cult , errrr i mean church

rowtareh 11-30-2005 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by nopistons94' post='782744' date='Nov 30 2005, 09:33 PM

Ask penisdown, he is in a cult , errrr i mean church



hahaha. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

phinsup 11-30-2005 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by nopistons94' post='782744' date='Nov 30 2005, 09:33 PM
Ask penisdown, he is in a cult , errrr i mean church



No don't tell him, he'll try to make us carry bibles and that's a little heavy to be dragging around town.

j9fd3s 11-30-2005 11:20 PM

yeah how many members we got?

trianglepower 12-01-2005 12:05 AM

Do we pray to the almighty Felix Wankel and wait for the second coming for the RX-7?

teknics 12-01-2005 03:24 AM

the difference between a cult and a religion:



Who's talking about your group of people.



if the christian/catholic right dont like you, your ideas, or even your members.....you're a cult.



but if you dont disagree with the religious right then you can call yourself a church.



seriously, btw.



kevin.

1988RedT2 12-01-2005 06:04 AM


Originally Posted by trianglepower' post='782796' date='Dec 1 2005, 01:05 AM

Do we pray to the almighty Felix Wankel and wait for the second coming for the RX-7?



Haha. That sounds about right.

CypherNinja 12-01-2005 06:28 AM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='782734' date='Nov 30 2005, 06:12 PM

Anyone know the cutoff between cult and religion?





All the same to me. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/BURNOUT.gif

Lionheart240 12-01-2005 09:56 AM

Jew power.



Hanukkah pwnz j00.

Tessai 12-01-2005 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by Lionheart240' post='782857' date='Dec 1 2005, 07:56 AM

Jew power.



Hanukkah pwnz j00.



And one goofy looking guy in your sig :P.

rowtareh 12-01-2005 05:02 PM

We pray to Felix Wankel. That's all.

j9fd3s 12-01-2005 06:18 PM

i think i'm down for a cult, i need a vacation

Rob x-7 12-01-2005 06:36 PM

call a lawyer and a accountant and ask them about filing for 501c3 status



thats a bit gey to have your pic in with the car

teknics 12-01-2005 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='782951' date='Dec 1 2005, 07:36 PM

call a lawyer and a accountant and ask them about filing for 501c3 status



thats a bit gey to have your pic in with the car



no no, its gangsta, cant you tell? you can see his pimp bling phone, his pimp bling smirk.



oh wait wait wait. thats not gangsta at all, thats 14yr old myspace-ness.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif



kevin.

nopistons94 12-01-2005 08:01 PM

no one wears their phone on a belt clip.



Look at the sig, he owned a girl with loser, computer geek internet lingo, dahmmmmmmn what a baller son! All the girls must love him !!!!





https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Dramon_Killer 12-01-2005 09:00 PM

puppy's laughter.

phinsup 12-01-2005 09:19 PM

Yea mike you need to roll down here for a few days and do some drinking or fishing or something.

l8t apex 12-02-2005 06:29 AM

Religion is a great business to be in.As a matter fact as of right now I am breaking away from the Phinsup church and am going to start a "slightly different" varient . Each donation will get you "more salvation"

and you get a salvation degree wheel which calculates your amount and your current status.

(borrowed from the 700 Club)

donhayes 12-02-2005 01:45 PM

to be a relegion you have to have members. There is no specific number needed. But it has to be reconized by someone as a legitamite religion. Thats where you'll lose the battle. It is possible but the gains aren' t worth the hassle. Prisoners try to make up religions so that they get to eat steak and drink wine but it never works because for them it has to be a regonized relegion outside of prison. but yep.

banzaitoyota 12-02-2005 02:37 PM

When the sacrimental wine is arsenic laced kool-aid, chances are its a CULT

Dave 88 A.E 12-02-2005 03:46 PM

I thought they were the same.



Cults you get castrated

religion you get circumsized

phinsup 12-02-2005 04:17 PM

the only difference between a cult and a religion is a religion has more followers and more income.

inanimate_object 12-02-2005 04:40 PM

I'm pretty sure in the UK that Jedi Knight is a religion. Apparently a fuy guys got everyone they knew to fill it in on the census form.



Mark

Rob x-7 12-02-2005 06:31 PM

I think as long as you are ordained minister and have 5 board members with a max of 2 of them being releated you can be considered a religion.


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