Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used

it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was

the best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my

new white blouse.



My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my

white blouse as well. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain

detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.



After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with

bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so

well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once

again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

lol, hefty bags

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John you need help!



LOL

he needs a pina colada to go with his pineapple!

I need to get away from the french

HA HA HA! Tu vais jamais etre rider de nous!!!!

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