AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling



water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove



itself.



2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else



to hold while you chop.



3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using



the shower.



4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed



for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.



Remember to use a timer.



5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you



from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze



button.



6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you



will be afraid to cough.



7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it



doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and



does, use the duct tape.



8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR

ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I've always wondered why #4 wouldn't work.

posting this on my fridge till they stick in my head.

dude just stick it ON your head

i believe thats one of the remedies for forgetfulness











just tack messages right to your forehead





#6 is funny!

6 is true!

#6 is scared of #7



kevin.

Lemme guess! 'Cause 7 ate 9?

no, cause 7 is a crossdresser who eats cajun midgetitos.



kevin.

they are tasty!