i'm just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me



mike

Safe sex prevents accidents like these...



For gods sake wear a condom!!!

pardon me boy, is that the transylvania choo choo?



mike

not murder-ometry, murder-onomy! Dammit, Baldy! Get it right!

i missed a spot while shaving....i'll get it next time

the blue sheet in my trunk covers the dead bodies

he looks like that Panoz driver



gunnar jeanette

'DOT 5, finally you don't care about spilling brake fluid all over your suspension components.'