stupidest person alive? atleast he likes rotaries. this is a e-mail sent to "import tuner"



"I would like to say you guys are the best in the business. i've been a reader for about one year and i love every issue that i have. I'm writing to you gues to see if you can help me out. i'm going to be 16 next month, and i am planning to get a car pretty soon. I was thinking of getting a 2004 honda civic SI. immediately after I get it I want to tune it up. i was wondering if i could swap in a rotary engine into the civic, and If possible would I then have to change it into a rear-wheel car? if so, how would I go about doing all of that? i hope to hear from you soon along with the help I need. thanks."



I'll let the email speak for its self...lol

did it get published in the mag?



and i asked a similar question to that extent here when i first joined. only it wasnt a 2004 honva civic SI, it was a 92 vw fox...

hey guys, sorry about that, i was just wondering if i could do the swap. sorry....

I usually tend to start out with a sports car before I think about engine swaps and stuff.. You know..

Dear Summit racing, I was wondering if i can put a jet engine in my dads focus, and if so give me detailed instructions on how to do it along with a crude sketch of all the fab work involved. Your the best car store evar!

i rember someone telling me that someone in cali put a 20b in a '99 civic hatch.....turned out it was a b20b which is out of the crv https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

i wanted it in the fox cause itd be a super sleeper, but a civic.....no.....just no.

a fox is different then a new car though. Its old and cheap. to buy a brand new civic si and do this is retarded

Dear Pep Boys, I just got a 2005 Honda S20000 and was wondering if I can put jap B18 on it for NOS. I also want it to be a front wheel drive cus my friends Civic is and it was in the fast and furocious. Thanks, https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

hey, I think i've seen that one before! oh, wait no, the one I'm thinking of is the douche who drilled a hole in his cam cover and installed the nitrous nozzel there.

Dear Martha Stewart's living:



I was just writing to say that I absolutely love your magazine! I've been an avid fan since I was 13 years old, but I've reached an impass. You see, I'm also a very big Toyota fan, and lately pottery hasn't been the most exciting thing for me. So I was thinking about dropping a 4age in a Volkswagen Beetle...you are very ressourseful Martha, and I've been trying to make this swap work for a decade without any progress.



Could you help me out?



Worried reader.



----Marthat Stewarts response-----



Dear Worried reader:



I am writing back to you personally because I sense that you may have been the victim of "middle child syndrom" or that you were severily beaten up in high school.



I would suggest that you check into the nearest mental institution and stay there for a VERY LONG TIME.



Please do not write back EVER AGAIN you stupid IMBICILE.



Sincerily yours, Martha Stewart.



P.S. Have you tried mounting the motor in the chassis using some twine and dried flowers?

what are you trying to say? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



but he has the Fox 840i edition, much different and quite rare

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for having all that money she sure cant spell...

i oughta donkey punch da hoe

Grammar is top notch though!

OMG UR CLEVAR