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SpecialT 10-27-2003 06:54 PM

YOU'RE FROM ONTARIO WHEN!!!!!!!!!





1. "Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend



2. You measure distance in hours.



3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.



4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.



5. You use a down comforter in the summer.



6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four metres of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.



7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.



8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.



9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.



10. You know all four seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.



11. You actually understand these jokes.

defprun 10-27-2003 08:08 PM

They so true!!! I dont think my gf knows how to use jumper cables...

i.didnt.do.it 10-27-2003 08:53 PM

I only understood #11....lol

Racer X 10-27-2003 11:19 PM

I knew I should have kept that email.It had like 40-50 reasons to tell your from ontario.Oh well theres always next time. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

TYSON 10-27-2003 11:29 PM

12 - 40 - You know you're from Southern Ontario when you think -5 is cold.

defprun 10-28-2003 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by TYSON' date='Oct 27 2003, 09:29 PM
12 - 40 - You know you're from Southern Ontario when you think -5 is cold.

It is cold! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png

ColinRX7 10-31-2003 11:45 AM

Bahah. All those are true.

SpecialT 10-31-2003 12:56 PM

2. You measure distance in hours.

Ok seriously, is that strange??

After I read it, I was like yeah? So??

TYSON 10-31-2003 06:01 PM

In Europe they don't. Traffic varies too much to make sense.



We won't for long. Took me 3.5 hours to get to Toronto on Sunday night, 2.5 on Wednesday night. Should take 2 hours. Our traffic is so bad it almost makes sense to just say the distance.



Most of those rules apply better to Western Canada anyway.

ColinRX7 10-31-2003 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Oct 31 2003, 10:56 AM
2. You measure distance in hours.

Ok seriously, is that strange??

After I read it, I was like yeah? So??

Me too man. That's what made it funny.


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