Baskin Robbins Now Has 32 Flavours, well 31 plus my surprise |
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Baskin Robbins Now Has 32 Flavours, well 31 plus my surprise |
 Mar 9 2005, 05:15 PM
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me like slideways  Group: Supporter Moderator Posts: 1,789 Joined: 11-December 02 From: Perth, Western Australia Member No.: 4,222 Series 3 Rx-7  |
So this is the kind of story you can only share with the rest of the world via the internet...
I took my girlfriend to BaskinRobbins for some ice cream last night and there I was looking at what ice cream i wanted when i got the sudden urge to fart. Not wanting the counter staff or my girlfriend to suspect my indescretion i went over to the far counter and farted. This is where everything got a bit skewed on me. I felt something hot and wet running down my leg. It seems I had a bit of a tummy bug and only my ass knew about it. I had just diarehea (sp?) shat myself in the middle of BaskinRobbins, in front of the counter staff and my girlfriend. Thankfully my girlfriend has a cold and a blocked nose... so she didn't smell and therefore suspect anything had happened. I kept her standing in front of me so she couldn't see my wet ass. So anyway, I ordered my icecream, paid the counter girl and proceeded out the door. I gave my keys and icecream to my g/f, told her i needed to go to burger king next door, where I went to the restroom and spent 5 minutes shovelling muck out of my boxers. (IMG:http://www.nopistons.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) |
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Mar 9 2005, 05:18 PM
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anyone seen a cooler around here?  Group: Moderator Posts: 2,373 Joined: 9-July 02 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 2,840 '89 Rag |
OMFG! (IMG:http://www.nopistons.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/post-1-1047683785.gif) That is brutally honest!
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Mar 9 2005, 05:30 PM
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Clusterfucktard.  Group: Members+ Posts: 957 Joined: 23-June 03 From: St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 6,708 1990 Rx7 N/A |
OMG they have baskin robbins in australia!!!!!
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Mar 9 2005, 05:34 PM
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Master of the rotary universe Group: Members+ Posts: 356 Joined: 12-September 03 Member No.: 7,940 |
Ya musta ate something Spicey! (IMG:http://www.nopistons.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/post-1-1047683785.gif)
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Mar 9 2005, 05:37 PM
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Rotor Freak Group: Members+ Posts: 171 Joined: 13-April 04 From: Nor CAL Member No.: 10,626 FD |
wash your hands?
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Mar 9 2005, 05:40 PM
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me like slideways Group: Supporter Moderator Posts: 1,789 Joined: 11-December 02 From: Perth, Western Australia Member No.: 4,222 Series 3 Rx-7 |
my rim is burning like the fires of arabia
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Mar 9 2005, 05:45 PM
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Blur the Technicolor Group: Members+ Posts: 674 Joined: 22-July 04 From: Vero Beach, Florida Member No.: 11,804 1985 RX7 12A |
that is fucking priceless
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Mar 9 2005, 07:07 PM
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kustom titties  Group: Charter Global Moderator Posts: 21,653 Joined: 20-May 02 From: i saw franks truck! Member No.: 875 82 Rx-7 |
lmao! thats pretty funny. good on you fo being so calm
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Mar 9 2005, 07:14 PM
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Master of the rotary universe Group: Members+ Posts: 464 Joined: 28-December 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 9,376 2003 Toyota Tundra |
HAHAHA thats great.
at least you can laugh about it! wait about a year, then tell the girl about it. I guarantee she will laugh her ass off |
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Mar 9 2005, 07:18 PM
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Glasses: Not recommended for shooting rabid dogs Group: Members+ Posts: 842 Joined: 26-January 05 From: AL Member No.: 13,775 '04 RX-8, '94 RX-7 (R2) |
Smooth handling of the situation.
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Mar 9 2005, 07:25 PM
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Heres 94touring Group: Moderator Posts: 3,346 Joined: 24-July 01 From: Tucson, AZ Member No.: 59 MINI S |
LOL oh man thats funny.
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Mar 10 2005, 12:05 AM
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Master of the rotary universe Group: Members+ Posts: 453 Joined: 14-March 04 From: A2, MI Member No.: 10,276 88 RX-7 Convertible |
reminds me of my McDonalds experience.... I was working there for a whole 2 weeks, i hated it so much, but anyway they stuck me back in the drivethru, and there were, as always, lots of cars coming thru. I had been asking to go to the bathroom for about an hour, and my bladder was just getting more and more full, especially since i had to keep opening the damn drive-thru window and getting all cold. well, eventually, i just had enough, and took a piss right there on the floor, and pretended to spill some cleaning solution on it. I called someone back, left to go to the bathroom and clean up myself, and let them mop my piss from the floor. and no, there wasnt any food stored back there, so its not like i was pissing on someones burgers or anything. but man, that was the best piss i ever took
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Mar 10 2005, 05:06 AM
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High off 2 stroke fumes Group: Members+ Posts: 1,963 Joined: 20-March 03 From: Sunny South Florida :) Member No.: 5,614 88 10th anny |
QUOTE(toplessFC3Sman @ Mar 10 2005, 03:04 AM) reminds me of my McDonalds experience.... I was working there for a whole 2 weeks, i hated it so much, but anyway they stuck me back in the drivethru, and there were, as always, lots of cars coming thru. I had been asking to go to the bathroom for about an hour, and my bladder was just getting more and more full, especially since i had to keep opening the damn drive-thru window and getting all cold. well, eventually, i just had enough, and took a piss right there on the floor, and pretended to spill some cleaning solution on it. I called someone back, left to go to the bathroom and clean up myself, and let them mop my piss from the floor. and no, there wasnt any food stored back there, so its not like i was pissing on someones burgers or anything. but man, that was the best piss i ever took  someone needs to revive the jims5543 "spackle" thread |
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Mar 10 2005, 05:49 AM
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quite hirsute, actually Group: Supporter Moderator Posts: 4,397 Joined: 26-September 02 From: Tallahassee, FL Member No.: 3,374 1990 vert, powered by Ford |
"I sharted!"
QUOTE someone needs to revive the jims5543 "spackle" thread search couldn't find anything (IMG:http://www.nopistons.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/dunno.gif) This post has been edited by Baldy: Mar 10 2005, 05:51 AM |
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Mar 10 2005, 07:39 AM
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Your Daddy Group: Members+ Posts: 682 Joined: 12-July 03 From: Delaware Member No.: 6,934 05 Accord.. for commuting purposes only. |
I have plenty of boxrs for sale !!
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Mar 10 2005, 07:40 AM
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Administrator  Group: ^Super Administrator Posts: 23,605 Joined: 23-July 01 From: Stuart, FL Member No.: 1 1988 Convertible Rx-7 |
HA, can you imagine what the bathroom looked like after he left, fucking shitstorm.
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Mar 10 2005, 07:54 AM
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Master of the rotary universe Group: Members+ Posts: 501 Joined: 2-October 03 From: ummm, Oregon Member No.: 8,215 1990 audi coupe quattro |
THAT RETARD SHIT ALL OVER MY BATHROOM!
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Mar 10 2005, 09:01 AM
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Heres 94touring Group: Moderator Posts: 3,346 Joined: 24-July 01 From: Tucson, AZ Member No.: 59 MINI S |
My worse experience was surveying one time. I was standing in the middle of this large field running the gun. All of a sudden I felt the shits come on. I tried to play it off at first hoping it would go away, but then it hit me hard. I radio'd to my rod man that I had to make a trip to the woods. About 300 yards into my journey to the woods I realized I was in trouble. My two options were drop trouser right there in the wide open for the dozer operators moving dirt around and my rodman to see, or try my best to keep what fluids I could inside me till I got to the woods. Needless to say I came back without socks, underware, and a shirt (I had a second shirt though this time). My pants were a little damp on the ass which was uncomforatable the rest of the day.
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Mar 10 2005, 12:24 PM
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Rotor Head Group: Members+ Posts: 21 Joined: 6-December 01 Member No.: 1,016 |
Hahaha
You sharted. |
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Mar 10 2005, 12:27 PM
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Administrator Group: ^Super Administrator Posts: 23,605 Joined: 23-July 01 From: Stuart, FL Member No.: 1 1988 Convertible Rx-7 |
QUOTE(94touring @ Mar 10 2005, 12:00 PM) My worse experience was surveying one time. I was standing in the middle of this large field running the gun. All of a sudden I felt the shits come on. I tried to play it off at first hoping it would go away, but then it hit me hard. I radio'd to my rod man that I had to make a trip to the woods. About 300 yards into my journey to the woods I realized I was in trouble. My two options were drop trouser right there in the wide open for the dozer operators moving dirt around and my rodman to see, or try my best to keep what fluids I could inside me till I got to the woods. Needless to say I came back without socks, underware, and a shirt (I had a second shirt though this time). My pants were a little damp on the ass which was uncomforatable the rest of the day. HA HA dude you seriously don't have a story that ends with yer shirt on, I thought for a second it was gonna happen, but nope, you worked it in there. |
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