When is it finally time to get rid of old home porn?

LOL - I have a few videos of ex-girlfriends from over the years... and I'm not sure if it's a good idea to keep them. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before 'someone' stumbles on one of them. She's already found modeling pics from a couple chicks and although cool now, she about flipped at the time.

A couple of the chicks are SO damn hot though... I'd feel bad destroying such awesome evidence. I mean... proof that I WAS once a bad-ass. You know... something to show friends at the old home in 40 years HAHA!

Anyway... thoughts? Keep? Discard? Sell? ( (IMG:http://www.nopistons.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) )

I wrote a blog...

Every once in a while something gets me going... and I write about it. It's very seldom though.




Living electronically; vicariously through your goddamn Sidekick…

As part of my sanity method (I get stir crazy and need “air”) I’m a bouncer; well, part time… at a sports-bar. Of course, with the job come the delightful memories of all the dumb drunk fuckers puking in trashcans, screwing in the parking lot, walking out on tabs, and whatever else these folks do. While I sit here and toss them in front of the bus, I admit to sometimes being one of them… but that’s another story.

In this particular event I paid special attention to how fucking dependant our culture is, or has become, on technology. What was once the need to feel socially accepted has turned into the need to be “connected”. No longer do people give a rats ass how many numbers they can get at a bar, how many girls they can finger in the lounge, or how many free drinks they can score; they want to have the satisfaction of having a little electro-gadget buzzing off every 2 seconds. Let’s get back on topic….

Rather early in the night for the ‘real’ crowd to show up, (Saturday nights get a late start…) a few people had made their way into the bar and were playing darts. One of them happened to be a mid 20’s, 5’6” (or so) Brunette, with skin like Jessica Alba, and legs like Beyonce’ who was sporting a stunning (odd, I know) sweater dress that was curve fitting and just short enough to keep everyone on their toes. She was fucking gorgeous. She was with other chicks, and a few dicks, but was obviously the ‘Hollywood’ of the bunch. Well – one thing got to me more than anything. Her THUMBS. Not oversized, protruding from her back or green in color; but constantly banging on her goddamn Sidekick like she was Sarah Jessica Parker writing a column for Sex in The City. It was pathetic. Such a beautiful specimen so encapsulated by “LOL”, “OMG”, “TTYL” and whatever else that she putted around the bar constantly, head down, typing like there was no tomorrow. This girl could take anything she wants, from anyone. Hell I don’t know, she may do that anyway but that’s not the spirit of this story! What is so important; what cannot wait? What is so goddamn pending that you actually have to ignore the human race and make love to a phone? Am I jealous? No. Well, maybe… But serious. This is just an example of how driven we are by the thought of living everywhere, connected with everyone, all the time. I think the worst part was that she stayed apart from the group – not connected with them, but to whomever it was she was texting. Sad sad world… Man would I have liked to be that phone.



If you can handle my foul mouth and shitty attitude... http://www.mindcork.blogspot.com/

Wow - sad news

ccarlisi (Chris Carlisi) passed away. I found out just recently on the club. He was a member here, had lots of fun in the 20b forum. Was a very nice guy. Never met him in person, but that's not the point. Always very upsetting when a member of such a small community passes. RIP buddy. If this is posted elsewhere let me know; couldn't find it.

Dave, Martin, Vosko you NE guys may know him?

Meet Stupid

Well, his name is actually Cooper, but he's fucking retarded. Got his teeth cleaned and they had to put him nighty-night so he wouldn't eat anyone... hence the bald spot on his leg.

Discuss.


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Dropped the 350Z today...

Took a whopping 2 hours. Pretty nice. Eibach Sportlines.

Terrible pics, but I sure as hell am not pulling out in the cold just for pics. LOL

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